D tacked down to the dge of the platformSpeech he said affablyHe then stood with his thumbs in the armholes of his waistcoat waiting for the applause to die downIt was some time before this happened for he had got a very fine hand indeed I suppose it wasn t often that the boys of Market Snodsbury Grammar School came across a man public spirited Forever Terry: A Legacy in Letters enough to call their head master a silly ass and they showed their appreciation in no uncertain manner Gussie may have been one over theight but as far as the majority of those present were concerned he was sitting on top of the world Boys said Gussie I mean ladies and gentlemen and boys I do not detain you long but I suppose on this occasion to feel compelled to say a few auspicious words Ladies and boys and gentlemen we have all listened with interest to the remarks of our friend here who forgot to shave this morning I don t know his name but then he didn t know mine Fitz Wattle I mean absolutely absurd which suares things up a bit and we are all sorry that the Reverend What Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul Chicken Soup for the Soul ever he was called should be dying of adenoids but after all here today gone tomorrow and all flesh is as grass and what not but that wasn t what I wanted to say What I wanted to say was this and I say it confidently without fear of contradiction I say in short I am happy to be here on this auspicious occasion and I take much pleasure in kindly awarding the prizes consisting of the handsome books you see laid out on that table As Shakespeare says there are sermons in books stones in the running brooks or rather the other way about and there you have it in a nutshellIt went well and I wasn t surprised I couldn t uite follow some of it but anybody could see that it was real ripe stuff and I was amazed thatven the course of treatment he had been taking could have rendered so normally tongue tied a dumb brick as Gussie capable of itIt just shows what any member of Parliament will tell you that if you want real oratory the preliminary noggin is Kummer im Westen: Roman: 2 essential Unless pieyed you cannot hope to gripGentlemen said Gussie I mean ladies and gentlemen and of course boys what a beautiful world this is A beautiful world full of happiness on Golden Gates every side Let me tell you a little story Two Irishmen Bertie Wooster takes the reins from his gentleman s gentleman Jeeves who hadverything well Gone enough in hand and soonverything s gone pear shaped if that s the Outland: Der geheime Planet expression I m looking for Bertie s well intentioned schemings upset his aunt and uncle s brilliant French chef who gives notice which upsetsveryone s gastric juices Meanwhile his meddling upon a friend s behalf almost divorces Bertie himself from his beloved bachelorhood gads When one comes to the realization that they are a first class idiot it s time to throw in the towel and call the National Guardor ven better JeevesWell now how can you go wrong with a comedy that has Right Ho taking up two thirds of its title You can not my old bean you can not Add in a generous helping of Gussie Fink Nottles Madeline Bassetts and Tuppy Glossops and you have yourself a school prize winner Drunken awards speeches and other kooky hijinks abound The 2012 re readGussie Fink Nottle is in love with Madeline Bassett but can t seem to talk to her Madeline Bassett is in love with Gussie Fink Nottle but think Another adventure with Jeeves the butler and his mployer the great maybe Bertram Bertie Wooster the so called masterBut who is really in charge And for that matter the smartest It s very apparent from the beginning and the butler did it However this isn t a murder mystery only the pompous affected and no one dies here just their dignity sacrificed When our not uite competent Bertie comes back to his London place from Cannes France after a vacation of two months his whole life is a vacation to tell the truth His intimidating Aunt Dahlia insists he come to her country house Brinkley Court immediately the shall we say MrWooster lackin Beginning with a critiue of my own limbs which she said justly nough were nothing to write home about this girl went on to dissect my manners morals intellect general physiue and method of ating asparagus with such acerbity that by the time she had finished *the best you could say of Bertram was that so far as was known he had never actually committed *best you could say of Bertram was that so far as was known he had never actually committed or set fire to an orphan asylum Half of the book is uotable and funny Another half is not uotable but still funny More on this laterBertram Bertie Wooster spent a nice vacation considering he was not working anywhere I am not sure if this trip could be called such in Cannes Upon coming back he had a misfortune of stumbling straight into the following mess one ngaged couple breaking up one couple being in love with Uncle Tom's Cabin; or, Life Among the Lowly each other but due to their hmm peculiarities yes this is the best word unable to confess their feelings I have no doubt that you could have flung bricks by the hour in England s most densely populated districts withoutndangering the safety of a single girl capable of becoming Mrs Augustus Fink Nottle without an anaesthetic Add to this inability of his aunt Dahlia s on her later to get money from her husband for her magazine to replace her gambling loss having to make a speech for Market Snodsbury Grammar School prize giving resignation of Aunt Dahlia s genius chief Anatole and you will start getting an idea of the insurmountable difficulties poor Bertie was facing Like a true fighter he rushed headlong into all problems trying to untangle them It was Angel and the Flying Stallions Pony Club Secrets easy to guess the outcome of hisfforts but you can trust Wodehouse to come up with the most hilarious ones all the time In other words the Bertie was trying the worse the mess becomeI read some of the books of the series before and they never failed to amuse me This time something clicked or I started reading in the right mood or this is really the funniest book of the series and I laughted out loud non stop people around looking at me the weird way be damned Jeeves I m Una triste aventura de 14 sabios engagedI hope you will be very happy sirDon t be an ass I mngaged to Miss Bassett At this point I came to what I think is the highlight of the book Let me start with a personal Blown example I had two good aunts I was content Only after reading this novel I realized my life was seriously lacking I need the third aunt Not just anybody but Aunt Dahlia I wonder if she can adopt me He initialxchange of telegrams with Bertie was the first scene that thawed the ice so to say and made me laugh Her first personal appearance was nothing short of brilliant Am taking legal advice to ascertain whether strangling an idiot nephew counts As Murder If It Doesn murder If it doesn look out for yourself You can see she cares deeply about her nephew Still not convinced It isn t often that Aunt Dahlia lets her angry passions rise but when she does strong men climb trees and pull them up after them Any other named character was great colorful and funny but Aunt Dahlia out shined them all The story was ridiculous funny and full of twists The humor started at page 14 I double checked and never stopped until next to last page Yes this is me reading I said Don t talk rot Old Tom TraversI am not accustomed to talk rot he saidThen for a beginner I said you do it dashed well So regarding the rating this time it was very The Bartenders Tale easy Any book that makes me laugh aloud and uncontrollably is worth 5 stars End of story One word of caution reading it convinced me my vocabulary was mediocre as I keptncountered lesser known words at least once per page Bertie do you read TennysonNot if I can help PS Sorry I could not resist inserting one uote I promise it is the last one Yes JeevesThe man had materialized on the carpet Absolutely noiseless as usualA note for you sirA note for me JeevesA note for you sirFrom whom JeevesFrom Miss Bassett sirFrom whom Je. Ls in the English language Bertie must deal with the Market Snodsbury Grammar School prize giving the broken ngagement of his cousin Angela. .
Every line was perfection I kept laughing out loud and looking for someone to read bits too but alas there was no one who appreciates this the way I do at hand The real tragedy though is realizing that I will never have friends with awesome names like Tuppy Glossop Pongo Twistleton and Gussie Fink Nottle This dashed difficult problem of where to begin it It s a thing you don t want to go wrong over because one false step and you re sunk I mean if you fool about too long at the start trying to stablish atmosphere as they call it and all that sort of rot you fail to grip and the customers walk out on you Bertie Wooster in spite of being a silly ass has a way with words His first person narrative is a joy to read it does help that he has PG Wodehouse to write on his behalf He is right of course the first paragraph of anything is often the hardest one to write I am in fact in the soup at this very moment12 hours later I must admit that I found myself at moment of going to press a little destitute of constructive ideas Well I m dashed I went to bed with only one paragraph done I woke up to find still only one paragraph done Where are those little Catherine the Great Portrait of a Woman elves chappies who are supposed to get things done for you when you are getting youright hours shuteye You know making shoes writing reviews and whatnot What rot these stories are I d say I have a good mind to complain নূরলদীনের সারাজীবন except that I don t actually have a good mind Right Ho Jeeves starts off comfortablynough with Bertie having tea in bed and chatting with super butler valet Jeeves about his newt loving friend Gussie Fink Nottle suddenly he is notified in a telegram that a V shaped rumminess has manifested itself from the direction of Worcestershire at Brinkley Court where his aunt Dahlia resides It seems his cousin Angela Travers has broken her Brins déternité ( engagement with his pal Tuppy Glossop and his aunt Dahlia is having trouble financing her magazine The sort of rummy problems Jeeves can solve in a jiffyxcept that Bertie is on the outs with Jeeves over a mess jacket with brass buttons so he resolves to sort out these difficulties himself Much hilarity Venus in the Blind Spot ensues featuring Bertie getting himselfngaged to a Manic Pixie Dream Girl Brinkley Court s French chef Anatole shaking a few fists at Gussie clinging to a roof for dear life fire alarms going off and many other lunatic incidents Right Ho Jeeves is a little unusual in that it is an actual novel rather than a collection of short stories like the other Jeeves books I have read The subplots tie in together surprisingly well so the book does not feel overly The Substitute BrideThe Gladiator episodic Throughout the book the well meaning Bertie comes up with several wild schemes to alleviate his friends problems Unfortunately he cannot plan than two steps ahead and the second step is usually wrong As with most Wodehouse s books there is no real substance to the plot you read his books for thextraordinary language hilarious dialogue and lovable characters Wodehouse does pull out a nice little twist at the Artificial Intelligence with Python: Your complete guide to building intelligent apps using Python 3.x, 2nd Edition end though with Jeeves applying his psychology of the individual to save the dayWodehouse s books are all feel good books that you pick up when you feel a little down they will soon start to restore your brain tissues They are also ideal if you need a change of pace from serious fiction I ll be dashed if I can think of anythinglse to say What I ll do is I ll bung in some uotes instead to beef up the reviewTinkerty tonk The Jeeves Wooster television series is Die Einwilligung (German Edition) extremely diverting sir If you have not had the pleasure might I venture to suggest that youndeavour to acuire the DVD forthwith Thank you sirNotes Audiobook credit Read with appropriate jolliness by smashing cove Mark Nelson American chap and accent but spiffing fellow whose njoyment of the book is uite infectious Bonus points for Anatole s accented dialogue Download from Librivox I am glad nobody has to steal anything and try to put it back
time one of Wodehouse favorite plot devicesuotes Elouent No it s not louent Elusive No it s not The Suicide House elusive It s on the tip of my tongue Begins with an and means being a jolly sight too cleverElaborate sir Jeeves doesn t have to open doors He s like one of those birds in India who bung their astral bodies about the chaps I mean who having gone into thin air in Bombay reassemble the parts and appear two minutes later in Calcutta Only some such theory will *Account For The Fact *for the fact he s not there one moment and is there the next He just seems to float from Spot A to Spot B like some form of gas I consider that of all the dashed silly drivelling ideas I The New Map: Energy, Climate, and the Clash of Nations ever heard in my puff this is the most blithering and futile I read it backwards I read it forwards As a matter of fact I have a sort of recollection ofven smelling it But it still baffled me He was one of those timid obseuious teacup passing thin bread and butter offering yes men I wish there was something The Outlaws LadyLove Thine Enemy else you could call himxcept Uncle Tom said Aunt Dahlia a little testily Every time you do it I Two Truths and a Lie expect to see him turn black and start playing the banjo He barked raspingly as if he were having trouble with the tonsils of the soul Gah Too many great uotes to put in just read the whole book why don t youBung oh WOOSTERS GUIDE as opposed to boring old Webster s guideWoosters are men of tact and have a nice sense of host obligationsEven when displaying the iron hand Woosters like to keep the thing fairly mateyWhen woosters put their hand to the plough they do not readily sheath the swordWoosters are fair minded and make allowances for men parading through London all night in scarlet tights my favoriteWoosters like to have their story readyA Woosters word is his bondWoosters are uicker witted than the ordinary man and can read between the linesWoosters are ingenious Jeevesxceedingly ingenious Woosters are always at their shrewdest and most level headed in moments of perilWoosters are as uick as lightningIt is unworthy of the prestige of a Wooster to suash in among the proletariat in a standing room only sectionWoosters have an uncanny knack for going straight to the heart of thingsA Wooster is seldom baffled for than the nonceAnd last but certainly not leastWoosters can bite the bullet In 2012 I was Undercurrents elected the Vice President of our college alumni association here in the UAE I was to take charge at our annual get together at the samevent I presented an ottamthullal a satirical dance drama which was a runaway hit What with all the celebratory اور تلوار ٹوٹ گئی euphoria I imbibed a little too much of the happy juice in the parking lot outside the venue drinks were not allowed in the hall and before I knew it I was pickled to the gillsYou can see me with a beatific smile as I took the stage later in the daySee the serenity of the countenanceAnd here I am shaking hands with the President I don t remember what I was saying to him In fact I don t remember much of the afternoon Here s Bertie Wooster talking about Gussie Fink Nottle about to distribute the prizes at Market Snodsbury SchoolWhen I was able to see clearly once I perceived that Gussie was now seated He had his hands on his knees with hislbows out at right angles like a nigger minstrel of the old school about to ask Mr Bones why a chicken crosses the road and he was staring before him with a smile so fixed and pebble beached that I should have thought that anybody could have guessed that there sat one in whom the old familiar juice was plashing up against the back of the front teeth Many people would have guessed the same thing about me that day Fortunately I was not called on to give a speech like Gussie was If it had happened I m sure the script would have gone something like the passage reproduced belowGussie having stretched his arms and yawned a bit switched on that pebble beached smile again an. Follow the adventures of Bertie Wooster and his gentleman’s gentleman Jeeves in this stunning new dition of one of the greatest comic nove.This Time One Of Wodehouse
summary Ê Book or Kindle PUB ¹ P.G. WodehouseEvesFrom Miss Bassett sirFrom Miss Bassett JeevesFrom Miss Bassett sirAt this point Aunt Dahlia begged us for heaven s sake to cut out the cross talk vaudeville stuff Always willing to oblige I dismissed Jeeves with a nod and he flickered for a moment and was gone PPS For people living in countries where the government has not gone wild with copyright laws the book is available from Project Gutenberg Sorry my German friends Who needs xpensive Freudian psychiatrists when you can have this The discovery of some toy duck in the soap dish presumably the property of some former juvenile visitor contributed not a little to this new and happier frame of mind What with one thing and another I hadn t played with toy ducks in my bath for years and I found the novel Accounting: The Ultimate Guide to Accounting for Beginners: Learn the Basic Accounting Principles & experience most invigorating For the benefit of those interested I may mention that if you shove the thing under the surface with the sponge and then let it go it shoots out of the water in a manner calculated to divert the most careworn Ten minutes of this and I wasnabled to return to the bedchamber much the merry old Bertram Old Bertram is in dire need of moral bracing since one of his recurring spats over wardrobe with his trusted man Jeeves has left him without valuable advice just when he needed it most Valiant Building Stories efforts to solve the problems of his friends and family gathered at Brinkley Court on his own are only serving to further push him deeper into the soup Bertie blames it on bad luck and on the French If I hadn t gone to Cannes I shouldn t have met the Bassett or bought that white mess jacket and Angela wouldn t have met her shark and Aunt Dahlia wouldn t have played baccarat If you want to find the connection between sharks white mess jackets baccarat devil s costumes newts and French cooking you have come to the right place at Brinkley Court Be careful though of Bertie s clever plans and keep Gussie Fink Nottle away from the strong spirits As his Aunt Dahlia rather cruelly but truthfully puts it You may well say Golly Anatole God s gift to the gastric juices gone like the dew off the petal of a rose all through your idiocy After reading four or five Jeeves short stories collections in a row I was just in the right disposition for a substantial fare and the master didn t disappoint Right Ho Jeeves is one of Wodehouse s best novels showcasing his talent to weave together several storylines and to ramp up the mischief and hijinks to stratospheric levels whereven the imperturbable gentleman s gentleman Jeeves would be hard put to come up with a solution Some of the faces are familiar as are some of the romantic missteps that crop up in almost Eine kurze Geschichte vom Glück every Wodehouse story but there is something about how the different characters come together and interact that make me appreciate the long form better than the above mentioned short stories This splittig of the troubles into four or five separate incidents makes it a little harder to pick a main plot line in the novel but judging by screen time and by the laughter meter I would pick August Fink Nottle as the leader of the pack This old school friend of Bertie this newt nuzzling blister as he is or less affectionately referred to has fallen in love And because he is pathologically shy and accident prone he appeals to Jeeves as a go between As you might remember Jeeves and Bertie had a tiff over a dinner jacket so Bertie takes reluctantly the role of Cupid A splendid chap of course in many ways courteous amiable and just the fellow to tell you what to do till the doctor came if you had a sick newt on your hands but uite obviously not of Mendelssohn s March timber I have no doubt that you could have flung bricks by the hour in England s most densely populated districts withoutndangering the safety of a single girl capable of becoming Mrs Augustus Fink Nottle without an anaesthetic Yet such a girl resides presently at Brinkley Court Madeline Bassett another gold plated comedy arrow in the author s uiver A sensitive poetic soul whose I'm In Love With a Pop Star exclamations about daisy chains and fluffy rabbits in the meadows are apt to giveven the strongest man the
shivers the thought of being ngaged to athe thought of being ngaged to a who talked openly about fairies being born because stars blew their noses or whatever it was frankly *Appalled Me Confesses Bertie Yet That S Exactly Where His *me confesses Bertie yet that s Unmaking the Bomb exactly where his on behalf of Gussie lands him It snough to turn our bachelor friend to despair I ve said it before and I ll say it again girls are rummy Old Pop Kipling never said a truer word than when he made that crack about the f of the s being d than the m Gussie and the Bassett are not the only couple trying to mend up the ties of love Bertie s cousin Angela is on the warpath with her fiancee another Wodehouse recurring character and frenemy of Bertie Tuppy Glossop Add to the double dose of romance the volatile temper of the Brinkley Court s celebrated cook Anatole and the sour disposition of the lord of the manor and you have the main ingredients of the soup Bertie is currently wallowing in Well I m dashed I m really dashed I positively am dashed Jeeves finally confesses the master after all his best fforts misfire and he goes back as the reader already knew he would to his trusted servant for rescue But can ven Jeeves transform a newt like Gussie into a dragon Only active measures promptly applied can provide this poor pusillanimous poop with the proper pep Don t you just love this alliterative game But what can he be talking about I am still cracking with laughter as I remember the The Peaceable Kingdom effect of alcohol on the timid man s disposition It just shows what any member of Parliament will tell you that if you want real oratory the preliminary noggin isssential Unless pie Hostile Takeover Dont Close Your Eyes eyed you cannot hope to grip I should try the recipe when writing my reviews Maybe they will be as popular as Gussie s speechmaking under the influenceOn a personal level I am most grateful to P G Wodehouse for making me fall in love with the English language all over again I feel so lucky to be able tonjoy his prose in the original club vernacular Indian Epics Retold even as I dive to the dictionary for sedulously diligent in application or attention persevering assiduous or hornswoggleto swindle cheat hoodwink or hoax Even his insults have style inventivity and his short portraits are unrivaled in the field of comedy Uncle Tom who always looked a bit like a pterodactyl with a secret sorrow Tuppy If you can visualize a bulldog which has just been kicked in the ribs and had its dinner sneaked by the cat you will have Hildebrand Glossop as he now stood before me Aunt Dahlia She looked like a tomato struggling for selfxpression also the nearest thing to a charging rhinocerosRecurrent jokes that are continued from one story to another are another secret ingredient mixed by Wodehouse into his recipe for success I have already mentioned the wardrobe ma This is almost as funny as The Code of the Woosters which is saying a lot since Code is the funniest book Thomas the Rhymer ever written by anybody anywhere The plot isn t important as usual misunderstandings and peevishness disrupt the general mood of an old English country house lovers are parted and social bonds are threatened but by thend thanks to the inimitable Jeeves tranuility is restored couples are reunited and most important of all aunts are placated The justly famous climax where a tipsy Gussie Fink Nottle delivers the prize speech at the Market Snodsbury Grammar School may be the most hilarious passage in all of Wodehouse but since it occurs three uarters of the way through the novel I feared that the last seventy five pages or so might be something of a letdown I needn t have worried Jeeve s resolution of all the difficult strands of the situation is so uietly Một chuyến du hành đến xứ Nam Hà 1792 1793 effective that I can give it no greater praise than by. The wooing of Madeline Bassett by Gussie Fink Nottle and the resignation of Anatole the genius chef Will he prevail Only with the aid of Jeev.